Panacea

Karina:
Anxiety is stupid.

Kyle:
Yoga or liquor, K.

Kyle:
Maybe both.

Karina:
I have wine.

Kyle:
That's a good step.

Karina:
Wined up liquor could be great.

Karina:
Wait, I mean yoga.

Kyle:
lol

Karina:
Wined up yoga. ^^;

Kyle:
Let's take some whiskey and add wine.

Kyle:
That's a thing, right?

Karina:
Yes!

Karina:
Wait. That might be pretty foul.

Kyle:
lol, yes it might be.

Karina:
Can't we take whiskey and add whiskey?

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STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

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Mass Effect Problems

Me:
I'm all, "Oh, they must be doing reports from Hackett" and then he's all talking "the disgraced Commander Shepard" and I'm like, "the hell??" And it's some douche with a douchestache.

Ali:
Douchestache! LMAO

Me:
It was either that or "musdouche".

Ali:
And musdouche could be confusing. People might think "dirty hot dog topping" or something. "Is your hot dog feeling...not so fresh?"

Me:
Ah... I see your point, yes.

Stephen:
How is this different than a pornstache?

Me:
Uh... One is more likely to be a flavor saver than the other?

Jeff:
Pornstache means you have ironic cred. Douchestache means you're just a douche.

Ali:
That needs to go up on urbandictionary STAT.

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THE DAILY HEY NOW!: C2E2 - Day 2: The Leading Ladies of Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Panel

That thing it says about calling my husband my sugar daddy? Totally true.

thedailyheynow:

Note: All the lighting in panel rooms were extremely heinous. Though for a paranormal themed panel, almost intentional?

WE’RE NO ANGELS: The Leading Ladies of Paranormal/Urban Fantasy was a panel fit for fantasy romance enthusiasts and potential writers alike.

The core of the discussion…